Today's Weather: Brighter in the North, like the people.

A litany of unrehearsed nonsense, de-rigeur fake news & plagiarised jokes. If you're the sort of person who enjoys being offended on behalf of others, boy, you've just struck a rich seam, we fucking love comic sans.

Virtue - signallers & social justice warriors, come for your rage-fix, sup with us, our cup overfloweth! Karma-whores, meme-junkies & bandwagon-jumpers are all welcome here!

Bipedal humanoids, present your dilated aural canals to the assault that is: The Amish Inquisition...